so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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