He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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