is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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