real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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