so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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