I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I will pee on everything he values.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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