How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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