Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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