i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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