You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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