I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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