i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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