6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
how drunk are you?
Several
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
