Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we made out on top of his cat.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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