The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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