Me. At least after what I've been through.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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