i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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