You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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