yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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