i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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