when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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