The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
be right there i have to get my cape
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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