You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
50% drunk capacity currently
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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