So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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