JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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