You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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