can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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