I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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