:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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