...so i touched it.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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