you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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