I'm gonna have a badass scar
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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