Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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