Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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