I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Come on in and take your pants off
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