Im at strip club and am horny
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
