I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
