I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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