Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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