Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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