yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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