so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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