I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
