Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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