We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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