Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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