I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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