just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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