do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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