I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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