Don't you send me to vm
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He uses pillows to masturbate.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
wow bdsm is so cute
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